Dear Me,
Comic Economic Toys reports skyrocketing sales of their recently released toy puppet in the image of John Q. Public, holding a small green inflatable dollar sign in one hand and a survival kit in the other. The sky-high sales are reportedly due to an appealing pair of scissors included for snipping the FED-Manipulator Cord choking John Q.’s neck.
The “Tax Squeezer,” also being considered for mass marketing, is a green rubber dollar sign squeeze toy that emits a sound of whimpering.
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